Derek Heemsbergen
Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (Steam) Review
"Ark of Napishtim" sounds like the name of an 80s cover band.
06.07.15 - 1:46 PM

"It's Ys-y to see why..." Nope, that's been done.

"Writing this review came Ys-ily to me..." Nah, that's lame.

Adol is Ys-ily the hottest ginger swordsman in gaming..." Well, that's just unfair to Crono. And Luke. And Kratos. (Oh jeez, I'm digging myself a hole here.)

Enough with the puns. You're here to find out if the recent Steam release of Ys: The Ark of Napishtim is worth your time. I've got an answer for that. Read on to uncover the secrets of the Canaan Islands. Or not, since I don't talk about that in my review. I guess I'm just gonna lie to you a bunch today. I'm sorry, reader. You don't deserve that.