Please don't hurt me.

Anyway, in order to make it up to you, I've got some new fan fictions for you, hot out of the dryer and steaming with joy (I know, bad metaphor) for you to read. Let's begin.

First off we have two funnies for you from authors Zeifam and K. Flewin. The first is entitled The Joys of the Aftermath and stars the heroes of Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and IX... all drunk to the point of incomprehensibility. The second is entitled Final Fantasy VII: One Twisted Adventure, and is a mixture of pop culture references, the word #&%$^!, and that lovable scamp Alf, all mixed together with Final Fantasy VII characters in a delightful blend. Click here and here to read them.

As for the updates, we have another addition to Enrique Inocente's Cloud's Strife, which you can read here. The other one might sound familiar to those of you who have been around since I first showed up at the site. Entitled Changing Fates, this is reader Kyuohki's Chrono Trigger sequel which I originally posted long ago. After some slight badgering, he agreed to continue work on it :P and it should be growing by leaps and bounds and chapters soon enough. You can read it here.

Finally, we have a special treat from editor Sensei Phoenix. Entitled Memories from the Tesseract, this is a short yet interesting Chrono Cross prequel that should help explain things to you if you beat it and are still stuck in the dark (kind of like me). Click here or he'll never post another review update again.

Well, that's it for now. Keep on submittin' stuff and I'll keep on postin' it. As for me, I'm off to get a haircut. Wish me luck so I won't get butchered this time and I'll see you all later.