It's been a while, but hey, I haven't gotten one single editorial in my in-box. Oh sure, I get plenty of mail to enlarge my member, give me bigger fuller lips, and get Adavan at low, low prices, but it's just not the same.

So, instead of waiting even longer, I delved into my own archives and found unreleased editorials from years gone by. So for the first time I give you: What is Wrong With Japanese People? Clicka and SEND ME EDITORIALS!

• Taking Matters into My Own Hands